VIX 28.4 ▲ +4.2%SPY 412.33 ▼ -1.8%AAPL 172.1 ▼ -0.4%TSLA 244.7 ▲ +3.1%LAUNDRY ALERT: HIGH VOLATILITY DAYGME 18.2 ▲ +22.4%GS 381.5 ▼ -0.7%PICKUP TRIGGEREDJPM 155.3 ▲ +0.2%BTC 68,420 ▲ +5.3%BAGS IN TRANSIT: 47QQQ 333.8 ▼ -2.1%RINSE STATUS: OPERATIONALVIX 28.4 ▲ +4.2%SPY 412.33 ▼ -1.8%AAPL 172.1 ▼ -0.4%TSLA 244.7 ▲ +3.1%LAUNDRY ALERT: HIGH VOLATILITY DAYGME 18.2 ▲ +22.4%GS 381.5 ▼ -0.7%PICKUP TRIGGEREDJPM 155.3 ▲ +0.2%BTC 68,420 ▲ +5.3%BAGS IN TRANSIT: 47QQQ 333.8 ▼ -2.1%RINSE STATUS: OPERATIONAL
VIX 28.4 — PICKUP ALERTS ACTIVE

CLEAN SHIRTS.

DIRTY GAINS.

Same-day laundry pickup & delivery for Manhattan traders.
Managed via email & Slack. Auto-triggered when VIX exceeds 20.

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4.2h
AVG DELIVERY
340+
ACTIVE TRADERS
12,841
BAGS CLEANED
89
VIX TRIGGERS
// HOW IT WORKS
01
📈
STEP 01

Market opens chaotic

VIX spikes. SPY tanks. Your phone is blowing up. You are not thinking about laundry.

02
⚡
STEP 02

We trigger automatically

Our system detects high volatility. A courier is dispatched to your building. You get a Slack ping.

03
✓
STEP 03

Same-day return

Washed, folded, and delivered to your doorman before market close. Shirts ready for tomorrow's alpha.

// PRICING TIERS
STANDARD
$49/ bag

For traders who want clean shirts without the mental overhead.

  • ▸Same-day pickup & delivery
  • ▸Wash, dry & fold
  • ▸Order management via email
  • ▸Manhattan coverage
  • ▸2-hour pickup window
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PREMIUM
$89/ bag

When your dry-cleaning bill is smaller than your brokerage fee.

  • ▸Everything in Standard
  • ▸Dry cleaning & delicates
  • ▸Priority pickup slots
  • ▸Order management via Slack
  • ▸Garment tracking
  • ▸Same-day express guarantee
Open Position →
BEST RISK/REWARD
CAPITAL CLUB
$299/ mo

Set it and forget it. Like a good algo, but for your wardrobe.

  • ▸8 bags/month included
  • ▸Dedicated Slack channel
  • ▸Auto-trigger on VIX > 20
  • ▸Priority express courier
  • ▸Dry cleaning included
  • ▸Monthly wardrobe report
  • ▸Direct founder line
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All tiers include Manhattan coverage. No lock-in. Cancel when the bull run ends.

// FAQ

// READY TO EXECUTE?

STOP DOING LAUNDRY.

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